Oh, excusez-moi, I must speak da English for you, no?
Well, I am back bishes!
Things got scary there for awhile, yes? But I LIIIIIVE!
Today, I give you peek into my posh lifestyle oui?
1. Bed in mom's room… Target. Simply Shabby Chic collection. Only sat in once. I prefer le couch.
2. My bowls. Yes, that is bling you see. Target, Shabby Chic.
3. My toy box. Just purchased at Home Goods. I can open it myself. I so damn smart.
4. My crate, complete with fluffy pink bedding and matching blankie. Also just purchased from Home Goods, ma treat after da bout with the doddy bubonic pleague.
Let's further discuss ma toys for a minute. My new favorites are the Martha Stewart collection from Pet Smart.
They make me so excited I run in circles.
First, we have Monsieur Skunk. He has crinkly stuff inside him that drives me bonkers.
and then there is Monsieur squirrel.
Took me three damn hours to get those out…
And then this guy… what is it? I don't know. BUT- he does make crazy noises when I throw him agains da wall. Take dat sucka.
I love them all so much, You should definitely ask Santa pug to bring you some.
Everyone was so happy I did not see da light in that incubator a few weeks ago, they shower me with gifts. Looksie what I have here...
They call it how you say, Bow Wow Bling? I can't wait for Christmas, to wear my candy cane collar charm. Oh and Cinco de Mayo, margarita pug coming your way!
I so pretty I cannot STAND it.
Speaking of pretty…
What? You no polish my nails. Pshh. I see you had time to do yours...
I tell her she look stupid, with only one glitter nail... she say she saw it on pinterest or somesing. I don't understand... why no glitter everywhere?
Must go chase tail and take nap. Au revoir ladiiiez!