Latest Edition to LouLou's Closet: Le Louboutin

Yeeeep. I got these babies. Don't fret your little hearts, I did not pay full retail. A lady I use to work with ordered them in the wrong size and she made a nice little deal with yours truly. I iz happy girl! 

I couldn't resist.... I figured these were fantastic classics, that I would wear forever. Am I right? I will NOT be wearing my new little Loubie's to bars I don't think, maybe just weddings etc. I am pretty hard on shoes for some reason. I mean seriously we all remember this incident right? 

In other news, Day Old News to be exact, has featured crazy little Moi on her blog today! She cracks me up on a daily basis and the love we share for the Lonely Island Boys makes me love her that much more. I was thoroughly excited to do a little interview with her! Thanks DON for the sweet sweet shout outs! If my little Loubie's and I ever venture out West we are SO meeting up for skinny girl 'ritas! 

Hope everyone had a super fab memorial day! 

OMGeee, Carrie Marie!

Well, I am pretty sure y'all saw our girl Princess Carrie Marie Underwood Fisher rocking it on stage last night on the finale of American Idol, but just in case you missed it, here it is. Le't all take a moment and re-watch her duet with cutie Lauren Alaina, mmmmk? 

Now that we are all entranced by her magical gams, let's discuss them more in detail, shall we?

I have concluded that their ever present shininess is probably attributed to some sort of miracle potion that I am not even aware of, BUT never fear, because I have a few tricks of my own so that yes girls, we can all attain CU status shine. 

First let's start with a good ole spray tan. Now I enjoy my tan as much as the next gal, but in recent years I have become increasingly aware that we must minimize sun exposure. Insert spray tan. We have a salon here in Lex that does them for $15, and they are hands down the best place to go. I suggest finding a girl that sprays you, vs. a machine. (Lexington girls, I would be speaking of Miles and Associates. Which also is home to the worlds greatest hairdresser Brittney, ironic right?)

After said spray tan, these products will for SURE get you some Carrie Underwood, I'm a Nashville starlet kick ass legs.  

1. Pure Romance- Body Dew. Nevermind how I found this little gem, that is not important ;) what IS important is that this stuff is AWESOME and makes your legs feel like silk. It also tastes smells fantastically good.

2. Michael Kors leg shine. This little nugget of fun is packed with some gold shine and a hint of sparkle. I like to highlight my calf area with this. Don't mistake this for deoderant, it just leads to a bad day for everyone.

3. Versa Spa gloss. This is a nice silky finishing spray that I like to use last, just for a little extra gloss. 

And HELLOOOOO Barbie doll legs!! 

And then if you are feeling a little frisky, dust it with a little shimmer powder, I don't know. ;)

I promise you, the boys LOVE a nice pair of silky, shiny, smellin-like-candy legs, am I right boys? (I know you are reading!!) 

So go forth. And Shine on girls. ;) 

{OH sidenote- I already have a pair of white silk shorts like our girl's above, but if someone could find me this silver glitter top, that would be great. DON, I know you can- so get to it}

cute as a button

I have a problem. 

My name is LouLou, and I am a chronic polish changer. 

I change my polish upwards of three times a week sometimes. I just can't STAND having chips etc, and I am a commitment phob when it comes to choosing colors.  I've gotten pretty savvy at the DIY mani. Exhibits A,B, C... alright and D below. 

{just ignore the uber creepy fact I am wearing Leah's ring...}

Anyways, the whole point of this post was to show you what I have deemed the perfect summer color.

Meet Essie, Cute as a button.

 It is PERFECT for sun kissed skin and just makes me wanna hop on a plane to Naples STAT!

I also thoroughly enjoy it's pairing with navy. How fun is that?!

That is all. 

xo

"If you lose your weave, it's time to leave": Dana's Bachey Party Extravaganza.

Well girls, I survived the weekend. 

We did have a casualty though, two to be exact. It appears that on Saturday night I lost two pieces of ma weave. #fail. It was  in fact, time for me to leave. Who does that? I have had extensions for over a year now and have managed to never leave behind a rat tail, until now. It's just not right...

So anyways, we had a BLAST up in Indy, and what happened in Indy, stays in Indy. Except for the select pictures I am going to share with you. 

My little Dana bug was adorable. I mean seriously how precious is sweet tiny? 

And yes that would be a PinkLouLou veil. Which I am going to start selling on etsy, by the way. 

Note to self: find time to set that up. 

She is also sporting an original Emily Bradley pageant sash. We came up with this idea awhile ago and I thought it was executed perfectly! Dana is a pageant girl, so we thought it would be funny to make personalized sashes for everyone. They were hysterical, each one was a call out if you will for an embarrassing story. SO SO funny. I am still lol-ing at some of them. All I am gonna say is yes, they are all true.

I am ashamed. I should be locked up... but it is too funny NOT to share with you all. And yes I had to blur out some choice words, for all of our sake's. ;) 

If you want an array of personalized bachey sashes, email me. I'll get you hooked up with Miss Emily. 

Here are some more pics from the weekend for your viewing pleasure. I am pretty sure i drank my body weight in skinny girl margaritas.

Our trusty navigator, Caroline.

 

 The obligatory bachelorette party cake. Carol was preoccupied with an expense report, bogus. 

pretty girl!!

Bridey made us all some awesome pimp cups!

How cute is tiny's hat? So cute. Monogram beach accessories are necessity. 

Mimosas on Saturday morning, standard. 

Probably my favorite moment of the trip was when Carol realized she was wearing two different shoes. I have never laughed so hard. 

Oh wait yes I have, ten minutes later when I insisted she try on this lovely pant coolot (sp?) outfit.

 I die. 

Here we are ready to make a scene and be obnoxious...

You see this flower in my hair... I bartered with the Old Navy lady and got it for .89 cents. Yep, and that's how it's done girls. 

Who wants tequila? Bridey wants tequila ;)

Le Skinny girl! (psh... and I don't mean me hahaha)

 All in all, a FABULOUS weekend. Dana, you are a gem and I am so lucky to call you my little sis!! (Adpi little sis, don't get confused girls.) 

Love LOVE my girl time. Can't wait to celebrate again with the wedding next weekend! woo hoo!!

xo

It's FRIDAY

and if you think I am gonna break into a Rebecca Black song you are outta your mind.

However-Friday is the best, and Friday is fun. So today I have compiled a list for you of things that make me laugh, for Friday's sake of course.

#1. Carol. 

Meet my IRL friend Carol. Ok so really her name is Caroline, but whatever. Don't you worry about the fact the she has the nickname of a 40 year old woman, or that she loves cats. No seriously. 

So texting with Carol is always a fun time. Allow me to share with you our text convo this morning. 

Carol sells drugs (not the good kind, I've asked... I kid!) to rural KY doctors offices, always chocked full of interesting characters. 

Below is one of the usual suspects which Carol decided I needed to see. 

Text convo below ensues. 

(Carol is in white. I am green. for the non-iphoner's )

 Aaaaaaand that is why I love Carol. If you didn't read her post yesterday on one of her (yes there are like 7) cats, then you should. It's a gem. 

#2. The little boys, from the Lonely Island. 

Oh Andy Samberg, I have a legit crush on you. Your witty lyrical geniuosity (is that a word?) and ability to make white people dance make me love you that much more.

I specifically love your new video, Jack Sparrow. Featuring THE Michael Bolton. 

Or what about your little ditty with Akon? You are so right- sometimes you just gotta sing. 

How could we forget the famous team-up with that hottie J timberlake, in which you vow to love each others mothers? 

Maybe a little less known, but how about that crazy kid Shy Ronnie? 

Yes, you are in fact, On a Boat. And we love it.

Now if those don't make your day I don't know what will. I'll be honest, I totally rock out to The Lonely Island boys at work when I need a pick me up. BONUS-new album just came out.  If you don't smile/laugh your tail off whilst listening to these songs, then I can't help you...

#3. My ridiculous dog. 

Sadie Belle got mad at me last night for calling her a floozy, and mad at Carol for questioning her street cred. 

Outta control.

So I am off... it's bachey weekend for this chic- guess how I am gonna feel Monday?? 

{Le Bride, whom you should prob recognize from here.}

I'll try not to do anything I usually do... ;)

xo xo